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mothbaby:

if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry

omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number

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3vilness:

me
d-enesse:

itsgeorgia:

loserslol:

ryaninwonderland:

thatshitshray:

pikan0m:

i-should-be-stronger-than-this:

i have been thinking about this lately. i have always wondered what it would be like. weather or not you would still be concuis when you hit the bottom, and if you were how much pain would you be in once you meet the ground? i wonder if you would be killed instantly or just be lying there in uncontrolable pain for ages. i wonder if it would feel like you were flying and finally free in those few moments of falling

this is probably my favourite gif.

gives me chills because for the five minutes that i stared at this, i could feel myself falling

and you can feel like your body slam against the ground idk it scares me a lot

i seriously can’t stop staring at this.

omg :O

also gunna kill the people in the taxi
  • Gloria: Let me tell you a story. There was this girl who entered a beauty contest. She was nervous because she was very scared that she was going to lose.
  • Claire: Let me guess. You won.
  • Gloria: Of course I did. I was talking about my cousin Maria Conchita. She had a nose like a toucan and had to stuff her big body into this little bikini. She came in dead last.

Excuse me for just one moment.

blue-melancholy:

I CAN’T HOLD ALL OF THIS EXCITEMENT;

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